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Andrea Bass's avatar

This post is a delight. 🤣 I’d write more, but I need to go gather some boughs for my mantel.

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Mary Hutto Fruchter's avatar

I am so glad you liked it, and yes do tend to those boughs.

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Jamie's avatar

You had me laughing out loud multiple times with this post!

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Mary Hutto Fruchter's avatar

Yay! Thanks for commenting.

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Celeste Davis's avatar

“decorating covers up the dust” 🙌 I’m in an escape reading era. I’ll learn things again later, for now I’m devouring everything by Taylor Jenkins Reed.

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Marie C's avatar

Yes to Taylor Jenkins Reed's books! Maybe in Another Life was wonderful; I highly recommend it if you haven't already read it.

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Mary Hutto Fruchter's avatar

Going on this list!

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Mary Hutto Fruchter's avatar

I am so tired of learning sometimes

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Kristy Acevedo's avatar

Love the summer decoration! 😂

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Mary Hutto Fruchter's avatar

Life is funnier than fiction

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Liz Melville's avatar

Love it!! I needed a reminder to keep my priorities straight.

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Liz Melville's avatar

Thanks for helping me keep my priorities strati.

Love the spirit!!

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Judith Spitzer's avatar

Omg I laughed my a$$ off. This is hilarious. Also loved the picture of the “distressed” wreath. So funny.

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Mary Hutto Fruchter's avatar

Yay! I’m so glad. I love making people laugh.

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Vanessa's avatar

Also, Kim’s Convenience is a most excellent way to spend extra time! :)

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Mary Hutto Fruchter's avatar

So good!!

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Vanessa's avatar

I share many of these time-saving decorating strategies! Candidly, I often feel a little sad or ashamed that I’m not a better decorator around the holidays, and I love houses that go all out with lights and decor, but I recognize (and try to convey to my kids) that I’m much better and happier spending my extra time on other things - gift-giving, cooking, and other activities with them that hopefully make us all happier in our generally unkempt home.

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Mary Hutto Fruchter's avatar

I have felt the decorating shame, the house cleaning shame too and the I’m not giving my kids the experience game. This post was meant to be funny but also maybe a little subversive. It’s a lot of pressure and most of that pressure still falls on moms. You might like this. https://open.substack.com/pub/celestemdavis/p/why-you-never-need-to-feel-like-a?r=qqbxq&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web

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Sandra de Helen's avatar

We have a fake greenery wreath we use year-round. Out in winter, inside in summer. Last week I bought a real greenery swag at Trader Joe's and stuck it on top. Voila! Decorating finished. I'd prefer not to "celebrate" Christmas at all. I'm Buddhist, not Christian. I don't have any small grandchildren to buy presents for. I live on a limited income. I'd rather not exchange gifts period. Oh yes, there was a time I was "on top of it." It was the late 60s and early 70s. I lived in Alaska with my husband who always disappeared on temporary duty to someplace warm in the winter. I made Christmas gifts for all my family and friends, mailed packages to the lower 48 by November 1, made my own Christmas cards and mailed at least 100 every year. I wrapped gifts in ecologically correct wrapping (newspaper, comics, or fabric), tied with hand-made bows. I once spent a month of long days knitting a shawl for my mother-in-law who promptly put it in her cedar chest. The next year, I asked for it back and raffled it off for charity. I knitted scarves, hats, slippers, shawls, even a dress for my little daughter. I painted canvases. I maintained a gift closet year round and made notes of my family and friends' likes, wishes, etc in a book. A few things I made were appreciated. Most weren't. So far this year, I've bought exactly three gifts. Each will go to my daughter, and one I may put back for her birthday next month.

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Mary Hutto Fruchter's avatar

Thanks for sharing so much of your story Sandra.

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